I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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