I showed him my bush... on skype.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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