I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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