I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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