we're blogging at a bar
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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