i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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