Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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