Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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