i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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