We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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