How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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