She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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