He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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