is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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