he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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