I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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