I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
