so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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