I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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