It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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