For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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