He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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