Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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