I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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