i jhust puked up my retainher.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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