Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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