I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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