Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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