It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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