Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I am available for nakedness
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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