just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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