in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
This baby is an asshole
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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