Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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