Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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