Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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