Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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