don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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