i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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