This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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