so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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