Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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