When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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