Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.