..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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