I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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