Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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