P.S. I can't hear my feet
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I see more hoeing in ur future
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