your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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