so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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