Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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