there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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