So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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