I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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